"Quote Action"

Ok, this is the place where I will be posting all the quotes that I have had the pleasure of hearing.  They are things that are either said by my friends, or other people I know.  If necessary, I will explain where they are said, if that is what makes it so funny.  I will be updating this, whenever someone says something that I feel deserves to be on here.  Well enough of this rambling, and on with the entertainment.

Name:

Quote:

Timing:
Square:

"It Feels Like Someone Is Eating Me Out"

This was said while we were playing football, lining up for start 
(03.25.00) of play, and she said it.
Megs: "I Wanna see the Hummer" We were walking across the train bridge, when we saw a car   
(03.28.00) pulling out of the parking lot, the guy was getting a BJ, and was
done, so we said the guy getting the hummer was done.  She
replied.
Megs: "Everyone has a little Bi in them" We were sitting on the Trampoline in her backyard,  and she just 
(03.28.00) came out and said it.
The Rock: "Jimmy after a night with Courtney" We were playing Skatagories, and the letter J came up, and the 
(03.31.00) topic was "Things what are sticky"
The Rock: "Girls that don't Give Good head" We were playing Skatagories, and the letter G came up and the 
(03.31.00) topic was "Things you dispose of"
Court: "Yeah, I can usually get my way with you ;)" She wrote this to me in a survey.  The question was "Am I Nice 
(04.03.00) To You?"
Square: "Spread Them" Telling Courtney about her trip. 
(04.04.00)
Court: "Although That Has Relevance To Me" She Said This after we said the previous quote posted on here 
(04.04.00) was Stacey talking to her about gay sex.
Quincy "I'll Need a Vehicular Vehicle" He was talking about acquiring a cpu, and he was saying its too  
(04.19.00) far to just walk with a cpu, so this is what he'll need
Joan Rivers "And Girls Lean Against The WashingMachine" Was on Politically Incorrect  tonight, talking about masturbating, 
(04.24.00) debating whether or not girls do it
Square "I Willingly Go Down.... To The Bottom" We were playing football again, what a shock, she says the worst  
(04.25.00) things when we play football, must get her juices flowing
Square "Courtney Likes My Ass" We had been making jokes about Square's fat ass all day, and that 
(04.25.00) was her defense after Court said "We loved her and her ass"
Court "I Making Him Pay Me...    $0.75" She was talking in her van to Horney, and I just went in the other
(04.25.00) door, and I heard that
Court "You Pay What You Pull" I believe I was leaning on her van, and she was explaining to me
(04.25.00) about the previous quote, she did a good job
Krissy "Ok, You Can Play With It" I'm not sure what this one is about, I can't remember, all I know is
(04.25.00) that I was in Mc D's and Krissy said it
Court "SHIT... I need a bra" We were sitting around eating our food at Mc D's, when out of no 
(04.25.00) where she shouted it out, loud.  Supposedly talking about her 
needing a strapless one for her dress
Krissy "I Gave My Mom A Tip" Still were sitting around Mc D's, and Meg was saying how she 
(04.25.00) gave Lee a tip for something, and Krissy cut in
Square "I Wanna Drink From You Love Tap" She was singing on our way back from walking along the river, 
(04.25.00) supposedly it was "... Love Cup" but I don't think so
Square "Give Me A Nickel, I'll Tickle Your Dickle" She was at my soccer game, and after the ref flipped for first ball,
(05.11.00) he tossed the nickel to her, and she said it
Jo "Give It To Me........ NOW!!!!" We were walking down the street on our way to, maybe KFC, and
(05.30.00) I guess she felt the need to vocalize it